Melanie Bueker
Melanie Bueker

Oh No! It's Melanie!

Oh No! It's Melanie...

(If you read that in the TikTok audio voice, you’re my kind of people.)


Hi, I’m Melanie Bueker: REALTOR®, Notary Signing Agent, and professional juggler of all the chaos that comes with buying, selling, or closing on a home. (Minus the clown wig!! I promise.)

Real estate can be stressful. Contracts, deadlines, inspections... It’s basically a full-time job… which is why you need someone whose actual full-time job is making all of that easier for you. That’s me.


Here’s What I Do:

  • For Buyers: I’ll help you find more than a house—I’ll help you find the one. You know, the home that makes you forget about the 17 others you toured, the one where you instantly picture yourself eating takeout on the floor before the furniture even arrives.
     
  • For Sellers: I’ll market your home so well that it practically sells itself. (Don’t worry, I still do all the heavy lifting—you just sit back and pretend you weren’t stress-cleaning baseboards at 2 a.m.)
     
  • For Remote Closings: Whether you’re across the country or just too busy for in-person signing, I make remote closings smooth, secure, and stress-free. No carrier pigeons or smoke signals required.
     

Why Clients Choose Me:

Because I’m not just about homes, I’m about people. I listen, I communicate (without confusing jargon), and I deliver. My clients know I actually care, which is probably why many of them become friends by the end of the process.

At the end of the day, I don’t want you walking away just with a house or a sold sign. I want you walking away with peace of mind… and maybe even a laugh or two along the way.


‼️ So here’s the deal: If you want a REALTOR® who can get the job done and make you feel like a human during the process, let’s connect. Because moving doesn’t have to be miserable—it can actually be exciting (and yes, I dare say… even fun).


So yeah, OH NO, IT’S MELANIE… which actually means OH YES, you’re about to have the easiest and most fun real estate or closing experience of your life.

Oh No! It's Melanie...

"Oh No... It's MOM!!!

That's what my three boys would say when they see me coming with a to-do-list and a face of determination. Honestly, they're not wrong. Raising three sons has given me a front-row seat to chaos, creativity, and comedy on a daily basis. (If you've never stepped on a Lego 5 minutes before school, while someone's sock is too tight on their toes, you're missing out.)


But here's the thing: that same energy and resilience carries into my work. With a background in computer programming and construction, I know how to troubleshoot quickly, build solutions from the ground up, and leverage tech skills to give my clients an edge. 


So yes, life with me might include spilled cereal or busted lemonade jugs on the floor that spill under the refrigerator and even the occasional trampoline park bruises. But it also includes a professional who brings order to chaos, keeps you informed, and maybe even makes you laugh when things get stressful. Whether you're buying, selling or signing, I'll make sure you feel confident every step of the way.

Why Sell With Me?

Selling your home isn't just about putting a sign in the yard. It's about strategy, exposure, and getting today's current market value with the least amount of stress.


  • Marketing That Works: I use professional photographers, social media, MLS exposure, and targeted marketing campaigns to make sure your home is seen by the right buyers, not just more buyers. 
  • Pricing Expertise: With market knowledge and data-driven tools, I position your home to attract multiple offers, while avoiding the "sit and wait" trap.
  • Negotiation Power: I advocate fiercely for you, ensuring you don't leave money on the table and that the terms are in your best interest. 
  • Smooth Transactions: From showings to writing offers to closing, I Coordinate all the moving parts so you can focus on your next chapter.
  • Local Plus Professional Insight: With my background in real estate, notary signing, and construction, I see what others miss. From small details in contracts to how to highlight your home's best features. 

My Promise: 

I treat your home like it's my own investment. My goal isn't just to sell, it's to make sure you walk away with confidence, clarity and the best possible outcome.

Why Buy With Me?

Buying a home isn't just about finding the right house. It's about finding the right home for your lifestyle, goals, and future. That's where I come in.


  • Local Knowledge: I know the Tri-Cities and our surrounding areas and some hidden gems. 
  • Personalized Search: With custom filters and market updates, you get your homes sent to you once they hit the market. 
  • Negotiation Advantage: I'll be your advocate at the table, making sure your offer stands out while protecting your interests every step of the way. 
  • Stress Free Process: From financing to inspections to closing, I help guide you through the treacherous process and make sure no surprises come our way. With me informing you of everything that is to happen BEFORE it happens in the process which will give you comfort and ease through to the end. 
  • Extra Expertise: With a background in construction and as a certified Notary Signing Agent, I catch details in homes and contracts that others might miss. 


My Promise: 

I'm not here to just "sell you a house", I am here to guide you through the ins-and-outs of real estate and give you a unique experience along the way while you find your home, a place that fits your story, your family and your future.

Team Work Makes the Dream Work!

I am a REALTOR® working with Red Door Agency. This gives me an advantage over other Agents because at Red Door Agency, we have a plethora of resources and tools. We use digital marketing on social platforms that allow unlimited number of people to view your properties that you list with us.

Public Notary & Certified Notary Signing Agent

Public Notary

Life comes with important documents, and many of them require notarization to be valid. As a Tennessee Public Notary, I provide reliable and professional service for a wide range of documents, including:


  • Living wills & healthcare directives
  • Power of attorney
  • Property deeds & business transfers
  • Affidavits & contracts
  • School & travel consent forms
  • General “I just need this notarized” moments

-Why it Matters:

Having your documents notarized correctly helps prevent fraud, ensures legality, and gives you peace of mind knowing your paperwork is handled with care.

Certified Notary Signing Agent

Buying, selling, or refinancing a home? As a Certified Notary Signing Agent through the National Notary Association, I specialize in handling loan documents with accuracy, confidentiality, and efficiency.


I regularly work with signing services, lenders, escrow officers, and title companies to facilitate seamless real estate closings. Services include:


  • Loan refinances
  • HELOCs (Home Equity Line of Credit)
  • Buyer & seller packages
  • VA, FHA, and conventional loans
  • Reverse mortgages

-Why it Matters:

Loan documents are detailed and time-sensitive — one mistake can delay the entire process. With my training and experience in real estate and notary law, you can rest assured your closing will be handled with precision. Because after all, loan docs are like Jenga — one wrong move and the whole thing collapses. I make sure that doesn’t happen.

BEST PART - I COME TO YOU- REMOTELY

I’m mobile, remote, and available 7 days a week — especially when everyone else is closed.


So, If it needs a stamp, I’m your gal.

Mobile, Flexible Schedule and Open... When Everyone Else is Closed.

RED DOOR AGENCY, LLC

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